Has Anyone Seen My Toes? by Christopher Buckley
Author:Christopher Buckley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Published: 2022-09-06T00:00:00+00:00
Suddenly, in the distance we hear the sound of hundreds of distressed Hungarian hogs. Through the window, we see what appear to be torches approaching the house. The squealing grows louder and louder, building to a hellish din indeed.
BARUCH: Those pigs. What was I thinking?
FDR (concentrating on mah-jongg): They donât sound very happy.
Highly agitated Army colonel rushes in.
AGITATED COLONEL: Mr. President! We need to get you out of here, right now!
FDR (not looking up): Whatever for?
AGITATED COLONEL: Sir, there are hundreds of flaming pigs approaching the house!
FDR (rolling dice): Probably escapees from a barbecue. Theyâre big on that down here. Not very kosher of you, Bernie.
BARUCH: I didnât order barbecue.
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