Happyslapped by a jellyfish
Author:DK
Language: eng
Format: mobi
ISBN: 9780756675028
Publisher: DK
Published: 2010-07-29T05:00:00+00:00
March 13th
Didn’t sleep that well cos the bed had sheets instead of a quilt. We got up and rushed down for breakfast cos they stopped serving it at 8:30. I had poached egg and toast.
It was a bit warmer today so we drove into the next village and had a walk round. We did the usual sort of thing. We looked in estate agents’ windows to see how much the houses were round there and then walked round the graveyard to see who could find the oldest dead person. There was one there from 1894.
We drove to the next village. It only had a post office. It was shut. It also had 3 ducks. We found a pub that was open so we went in there and had some dinner. It was a really old pub that had the original floor in it. Some tourists were taking a picture of it.
It took three hours to drive back to London. People say they go to the country to see the wildlife. On the way back I saw three hedgehogs, a fox and a rabbit. All dead on the road. I also saw a dead badger. I’ve never seen a living badger. Always dead.
Suzanne never said but I think she enjoyed her birthday night away.
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