Gus Openshaw's Whale-Killing Journal by Keith Thomson
Author:Keith Thomson [Thomson, Keith]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, Humor
ISBN: 9781596921726
Google: QzbFoBnMg-cC
Amazon: 1596921722
Publisher: Quercus
Published: 2006-03-23T11:00:00+00:00
The Sybstress, cool as a colada, ordered Gus and the rest of us to feed Flarq and Thesaurus fresh harpoons. This enabled the big fellas to get off more throws, but still it wasn’t many because we were all ducking and dodging Conchian bullets that had the Lucky Sue ringing like a penny arcade.
The bigger problem was we only had like fifty harpoons. Once Flarq and Thesaurus ran dry, the army dudes could backfloat out if they wanted and blast us point blank.
Sybil couldn’t’ve seemed less concerned.
Sure enough, within a few minutes, we were out of harpoons. Also, Bob the rat had been shot. Busted a whisker. He’d be okay. The rest of us were another bloody story. And I mean bloody, shippies.
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