Golf's Funniest Jokes by Jim Chumley
Author:Jim Chumley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Published: 2017-11-10T00:00:00+00:00
George and Linda are playing golf when they come across a bear.
George puts on a pair of trainers and prepares to run.
'Don't be silly,' says Linda, 'a bear could easily outrun you.'
'I know,' replies George, 'but as long as I'm faster than you, it doesn't matter!'
What's the difference between a grumpy golfer and a cheerful golfer?
Roughly twenty-five strokes.
I ONCE TOOK TWELVE SHOTS TO GET OUT OF A BUNKER IN SURREY. I'M TOLD THE HAMLET CIGAR AD WAS INSPIRED BY MY PERFORMANCE.
TIM BROOKE-TAYLOR
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