Football's Funniest Jokes by Jim Chumley

Football's Funniest Jokes by Jim Chumley

Author:Jim Chumley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Published: 2017-05-22T00:00:00+00:00


'You can borrow this one, but I'll need your whistle as a deposit.'

'I've bought a Tottenham roving season ticket,' boasted Derek.

'Well,' replied Alan, 'I've got an InterRail pass. That's far better.'

'How's that?' asked Derek. 'You won't see much football with that.'

'Maybe not,' retorted Alan. 'But at least I'll spend longer than ninety minutes in Europe.'

Which team make more considerate lovers, England or Italy?

England; who else can be on top for nearly ninety minutes and then come second!?



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