Everyone Worth Knowing by Lauren Weisberger
Author:Lauren Weisberger [Weisberger, Lauren]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Fiction, General, Literary
ISBN: 9780743262330
Google: p9b_PQAACAAJ
Amazon: 1416543007
Publisher: Debolsillo
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
. . ." And with that, he thrusted his entire lower half
into mine with minimal skill and his characteristic tongue lashing.
Had Gwyneth really endured such treatment? Was it actually possible
he'd slept with so many girls only once that none had bothered
to tell him that he had no idea what he was doing? It was sickening,
as was the sudden realization that Philip only pursued me with
this passion when he knew we couldn't go through with it. Tonight
was no different; there was no risk of me tearing off my clothes
and pleading for sex when the elevator doors would swing open at
any moment. Which they did, directly into Caleb's penthouse
apartment. A quick and subtle backhanded wipe across my face
and neck removed most of the saliva, and I was as ready as I'd
ever be.
"Philip, baby, come on over!" a lanky guy with long hair called
from the couch, where he was hunched over a mirror, rolled-up
bill in hand. What appeared to be a naked girl was draped across
his lap. She stared up at him with a look that surpassed admiration
and approached worship. He snorted quickly, effortlessly,
handed the girl the bill, and then pulled his mask back over his
face.
"Cally, Cal-man, this is Bette. Bette, Caleb, the thrower of this
most fabulous party, and as of today, a gentleman no longer in his
twenties."
"Hi, Caleb, nice to meet you," I said to the mask. "Thanks for
inviting me."
All three of them looked at each other and then at me and
started laughing. "Bette, why don't you come join us here for a little
taste, and then we'll head upstairs? Everyone's on the roof."
"Uh, I'm good, thanks," I said, unable to take my eyes off the
girl. She finished the two small lines Caleb had left for her and
rolled onto her back. Technically, she wasn't completely naked, if
you counted the swatch of fuchsia silk that hung low on her hips
and covered only the front of her pelvis, leaving her entire backside
bare. The thong I thought she'd been wearing when I first saw
her turned out to be nothing more than a tan line, and her breasts
had long since broken free from their own silk constraints, a contraption
shaped something like a bra but with no actual hooks,
straps, or shape. She curled up in a ball with a happy smile and
sipped her champagne, announcing that she was just going to
party downstairs a little longer before joining everyone else.
"Suit yourself, babe," Caleb said, motioning for us to follow
him. We stepped back in the elevator, where he used a special key
that allowed us to select the Terrace button. I almost passed out
when the doors opened again. I don't know what exactly I'd been
expecting, but this sure wasn't it. Perhaps I'd thought it was going
to be like Michael's Halloween party, when a bunch of his friends
from UBS and college had gathered in his fourth-floor walk-up.
The kitchen table had held bottles of cheap booze and mixers and
a few cereal bowls of candy corn, pretzels, and salsa. Some guy in
drag announced that pizza was on the way to the assorted costumed
revelers, who
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