Egghead by Bo Burnham

Author:Bo Burnham [Burnham Bo]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
ISBN: 9781455519149
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Conversation

“Well…,”

she said, unwell.

“Well…surely…,”

she continued, unwell, unsure.

“Listen,” he said.

But nothing.

Just some rain tapping a window out of boredom.

Heart Surgeon

In his long career as a heart surgeon,

in his life full of valves and ventricles,

full of tumors and heartache,

rumors and arteries.

In all those years of blood and tears,

he’d never seen anything like this before.

Hanged

I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever, point is I hanged myself today and I’m still hanging.

I feel fine. Just bored. I keep hoping that someone will come home and cut me down but then I keep remembering that if I knew someone like that I wouldn’t be up here. Bit ironic, right? Or is that not ironic? I read somewhere that, like, anything funny is, in some way, ironic. But I don’t know if it’s funny or not. I don’t think my brain owns “funny,” you know?

I feel taller. I like that.

I’ve never been away from my shadow for this long. It had always clung to my feet, parting momentarily for a quick dive into the swimming pool. But never for five hours. I like it. There’s three feet of space between my two and the floor.

I wanted something this morning. I may be stuck. But at least I’m three feet closer to it.

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