Drama Is Her Middle Name: The Ritz Harper Chronicles Vol. 1 by Wendy Williams & Karen Hunter

Author:Wendy Williams & Karen Hunter [Williams, Wendy & Hunter, Karen]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: United States, Contemporary Fiction, Literature & Fiction, Contemporary, Fiction
ISBN: 076792486X
Amazon: B000XUDG4E
Publisher: Broadway Books
Published: 2007-12-18T00:00:00+00:00

13

ON THE AIR

“This just in . . .” Ritz pressed the cough button to let Aaron know to play her news flash sound effect. “According this fax, LaFrance, hot young R&B diva and lead singer of the group Serendipity, has just had an abortion. This report comes directly from the Upper West Side clinic. Her wig and sunglasses didn’t fool one observant clinic worker. We all know LaFrance as a super Christian. She is even releasing her solo gospel album next month. Stay tuned for more details.”

Ritz pressed the cough button to let Aaron know to kill the news flash sound effect.

“Whoa!” Ritz said. “Can you believe this? I just saw her on the Grammys talking about ‘the Lord’ this and ‘the Lord’ that. Well! Isn’t she a spokesperson for celibacy? Doesn’t she claim to be a virgin? Well, maybe she had an immaculate conception. Maybe she just got rid of the second coming of Jesus. Oops! Did I say that?!

“I see the phone lines are lighting up. But we’re out of time. We can pick this back up tomorrow. I love you for listening!”

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