Don't Bang Denmark: How To Sleep With Danish Women In Denmark (If You Must) by Roosh V

Author:Roosh V
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: denmark, danish, copenhagen, roosh, denmark highlights, copenhagen attractions, denmark travel, danish girls
Publisher: Roosh V

Special Routines

I used two hater routines in Demark when I didn’t like a girl and wanted to piss her off.

The hypocrite routine was meant to trap a girl who was trying to call me out for generalizing about Denmark. Early in a conversation, I’d make one of my observations about the country with a barely perceptible tone of annoyance. I’d say, “I’ve noticed that everyone in Denmark likes to wear earthy colors, like doo-doo brown and dark green. Also, the girls here are big fans of dirty military boots.” The girl would get annoyed at that statement because I used the word “everyone.” There is nothing a Danish girl hates more than when you generalize or stereotype, especially her own gender.

After she told me I needed to open my eyes to the awesomely unique and androgynous Danish style, I would offer a pseudo-apology: “I guess you’re right. I shouldn’t be so quick to judge.”

Let a couple minutes go by then tell her you’re planning a trip to Poland. Say, “I hear the girls there are very nice and charming.” Since Danes look down on Poles, she’ll say something to the effect that Poles are dumb, trashy, or ugly. Now you’ve got the bitch. Say, “You’re stereotyping an entire country even though you criticized me for doing the same just a couple minutes ago. Are all Danish girls hypocrites?” Before she can respond, finish her off by saying, “In America, there’s nothing we hate more than a hypocrite.” Shake your head sideways as if you pity her, then turn away. Fatality. While I don’t expect women to have much in the way of character, they should at least be consistent.

I’d use the feminine routine when I found myself in a conversation with a girl who turned out to be especially masculine. While I don’t approach girls who are masculine, sometimes it took a minute or two of talking for her manly glory to reveal itself with stiff body language, husky voice, or aggressive conversation style.

When a masculine girl asked me what I was doing in Denmark, I’d say, “I’m here to find a wife.” She’d chuckle and then I’d add, “I heard that Danish girls were the most sexy and feminine in the world, but that hasn’t turned out to be the case.” Then I’d look her straight in the eye and say, “I find that Danish girls are the least sexy and least feminine. They act like men. In fact, some of them are more masculine than I am.” Zing!

Let it soak in for a couple seconds, then finish her off by saying, “But at least they’re easy to get into bed. If it wasn’t for that, I would have left a long time ago.” Again, use this on a girl you don’t want to fuck. If you’re not sure whether you want to fuck her or not, leave out the “easy to get into bed” part.

This routine comes pretty close to ruining her night, but it depends on if you do it with a smile or not (I didn’t).

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