Demonic Dora by Claire Chilton

Author:Claire Chilton [Chilton, Claire]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Paranormal Fiction, Humor
ISBN: 9781908822253
Publisher: Ragz Books
Published: 2013-11-08T00:00:00+00:00

Dora eyed the flimsy belt around her waist. It was supposed to strap her to the saddle on the back of the dragon. She glanced sideways at Kieron, who was staring in awe at the red dragon scales beneath his feet.

“Psst! Is this safe?” she hissed at Kieron.

“What? Oh yeah, worst case scenario, you fall out,” he replied while gazing around in awe.

“Won’t I die if I fall out?”

“Why the fuck can I smell dragon?” Pooey’s voice burst out of Dora’s backpack.

“Is that Pooey?” Kieron spun around in his seat with surprise widening his eyes.

“What?” She attempted to appear innocent. The sound of whooshing wings and dragon growls drowned out Kieron’s reply as the red wings of the dragon flapped, and the giant beast bounded down the runway with them strapped to its back.

“Oh fuck. I’m gonna barf!” Pooey yelped.

Kieron gripped her hand as if suddenly realising she was only human. Her ears popped as the muscles in the massive beast shifted beneath them. A harsh gust of wind pushed them back in their seats as they launched into the air.

“Ye haaaa! Lord Lascher shouted from the passenger seat in front of them, thrusting his fist into the air in triumph as they took off. He sat beside the Sky Huntress, who shook her head at him. Dora watched the Sky Huntress’s hair catch the wind in golden tendrils. She appeared at ease in the sky, seated on the back of giant dragon.

After the horrifying take off, Dora relaxed a little. The ride settled down to a smooth flight as it passed over the barren landscape of Hell.

“Did I hear Pooey?” Kieron demanded.

“You might have,” she replied, hugging her backpack.

“You shouldn’t take him out of the house. He might get lost.”

“He was scared he’d be eaten by your mother. I couldn’t leave him behind.”

“He’s luncheon meat to anyone in Corporate Hell. Keep him out of sight,” Kieron whispered.

“But he’s too cute to eat.”

“Bite me.” Pooey’s voice came from within the backpack.

“He should know better than to leave the safety of Castle Lascher,” Kieron said to the backpack. “I’m surprised he hasn’t been eaten by someone before now.”

“I. R. Ninja,” Pooey replied, slowly pronouncing each word.

“U. R. A. Pain in the a—”

Dora punched Kieron in the arm before he could finish. “Dragon ride now. Bitch fight later,” she said to them both.

“Target up ahead.” The Sky Huntress called out over the sound of dragon wings flapping. She pointed to a figure running away in the distance.

Dora stared at the tiny man below them. He ran away from the approaching dragon and screamed. The dragon swooped down towards him. He glanced back at them and shrieked, scrambling over sharp cliffs in an attempt to escape.

“What did he do wrong?” Dora shouted to Lord Lascher.

Lord Lascher turned back towards her. “He thought the world owed him a favour,” he shouted in reply.

“Is that such a big sin?” she asked.

“It is when you sell your own daughter to the Russian Mafia, so you can live on easy street.

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