Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need by Dave Barry

Author:Dave Barry
Format: mobi, epub, pdf
Tags: manuals, Humor, Humour, Form, Travel, Form - Essays, General, Hand-books, Essays, Travel agents, etc., Humour: Collections & General
ISBN: 9780449907597
Publisher: Random House, Inc.
Published: 1992-09-15T05:00:00+00:00

By the shores of Gitche Gumee;

By the shining Big-Sea water;

Strode the mighty Hiawatha;

In a frock he made from otter.

(Chorus)

Speaking of culture, the World Book Encyclopedia states that every year

Michigan has a "Magic Get-Together" in a city named "Colon." We definitely

think you should check this out.

Minnesota

Minnesota has more than 10,000 lakes, which has earned it the proud

nickname: "The Gopher State." The major industries are (1) cows and (2)

trying to get cars started, which is very difficult because the entire state

is located inside the Arctic Circle. The largest and most dynamic city is

Minneapolis (nickname: "St. Paul"), which boasts culture and some nice malls.

Also there is a state fair where people make realistic sculptures entirely out

of butter. And while you're in Minnesota, be sure to take the whole family on

the tour of the world-famous Mayo Clinic, where every visitor receives a free

"take-home souvenir spleen transplant." Minnesota's Official State Office

Supply is staples.

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