Cuddly Holocaust by Carlton Mellick III

Cuddly Holocaust by Carlton Mellick III

Author:Carlton Mellick III [Mellick, Carlton III]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, bizarro
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Published: 2015-08-19T05:00:00+00:00


Smart-morphers were one of the main reasons the toys won the war against the humans. They were based on an old toy line called Transformers, but these toys could transform on their own. They could think and drive and fight bad guys. But it wasn’t until they constructed life-sized smart-morphers that they became really dangerous.

The giant robot roared like a mechanical gorilla and punched its fist into the ground, creating a crater-sized hole in the street that rumbled the ruins for a mile in every direction. It was a battle cry that all of its friends in the region surely heard.

“Forget about the Captain,” Velvet yelled from her slinky-spider. “Let’s just get the hell out of here.” Then her slinky legs launched her into the air.

But the bunny wasn’t fast enough. The robot stomped forward and punched the black sphere out of the sky like a tennis ball, sending her flying over the hospital with a crushed cockpit. If she wasn’t killed on impact the fall would have surely ended her.

Julie climbed up the ladder to get to her cockpit, but the morpher was too fast. Before she could even get into the driver’s seat, she saw the robot’s ten-ton foot coming down on top of her. Just one stomp and she would be crushed.

“Over here, fatty!” Pepper cried up at the robot.

There was an explosion and the morpher tumbled backward, away from Julie.

“How about another one!”

Julie looked back to see Pepper launching mortars up at the robot. The flower barely looked like he could lift the rockets with his spindly green limbs, but he was an expert marksman. Every rocket he launched hit the morpher directly in the chest or face.

Although the blasts were not powerful enough to take down the robot, they were enough to immobilize it. The thing couldn’t retaliate with the explosions pushing it backward into the crumbling buildings across the street.

“Everyone should start calling me Fire Flower!” Pepper yelled. He cackled at the robot in his high-pitched jittery voice, and then launched another mortar. “I can blow up anything. Anything!” His flower petals flapped wildly as he jittered with psychotic laughter. “I’ll blow up you!”

While the robot was pressed up against the building, plaster and shrapnel crumbling over its shoulders, Pepper took a moment to get out his big explosive. It was a rocket with ten times as much fire power as the others.

“I’ll blow you up until you die!” Pepper said, as he loaded the rocket and aimed it directly for the robot’s face.

As the mortar was launched, the robot’s head folded back into its body. The rocket missed its target, passing through the crumbling building, and exploded in the ruins twenty yards away.



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