Choose Your Own Disaster by Dana Schwartz

Choose Your Own Disaster by Dana Schwartz

Author:Dana Schwartz
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2018-06-19T04:00:00+00:00


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So you made it to New York. You have a job; you have a place to stay (a friend of a friend on Facebook happened to be offering up an empty white room on the second floor of a building next door to a gas station and across the street from a gas station and a vape shop. The neighborhood could generously be called “East Williamsburg,” but more accurately would be described as “No Man’s Land East of Williamsburg and North of Bushwick.”). Now all you need is an adult, New York City romance with someone who understands you, someone you can have picnics with in the park and attend literary salons alongside. This city is too big and too lonely to attempt to go it alone. That’s what you’ve realized from your weeks of working as an intern, commuting back and forth on the L train, meeting friends for drinks sometimes, but in the end, returning to your now-less-empty white room, with your laptop open on your chest until ten o’clock at night, which somehow becomes two in the morning and you fall asleep to another auto-playing YouTube video of a comedian’s special you’ve already seen four times. You never sweep the floor, and you let your little sister’s powder-blue duffel gather clumps of dust under the bed. You begin buying full boxes of cereal and Twinkies and family-size bags of Popchips to bring back to your room at night to stave off boredom. Don’t be lonely. Find someone.



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