Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry by mark 'cap'n slappy' summers
Author:mark 'cap'n slappy' summers
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-08-13T16:00:00+00:00
Oh, Parrot from Hell!
“Bad Polly gets NO CRACKER!
Squawk to the HOOK, Bird!
Limes ward off scurvy.
Belayin’ pins hold the line.
A plank “downsizes.”
Chartin’ me whole life.
A map o’ me adventures.
“Here there be monsters!”
Oh, the jellyfsh!
Floats like an angel at sea.
But stings like a bitch!
We’ve got fifteen men
And we’ve got a dead man’s chest
Yo Ho Gimme Rum!
The pirate dress code
offers no provision for
the “Bedazzler.”
An “X” on paper
does not a Treasure Map make.
Must burn the edges!
Me sweet blunderbuss.
Announce me battle presence
with authority.
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