Cannot Wait to Get to Heaven by Fannie Flagg

Author:Fannie Flagg
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Humorous stories, Humorous, Fiction, Near-death experiences, Older women, Middle aged women, General
ISBN: 9781400061266
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Published: 2006-07-04T23:36:41+00:00

Elner’s niece in California was on the Internet looking up the best flights from San Francisco to Kansas City. She didn’t know when Elner’s funeral was going to be, but she wanted to see what flights were available. When the phone rang, she picked it up, and it was another collect call from Macky and he sounded quite upset.

“Dena, I don’t have time to go into detail, but I wanted to let you know, Aunt Elner is not dead like they thought, there was some kind of mistake.”

“What?”

“Not dead. I’m sorry I called you the first time, but I was just telling you what they told us.”

“Not dead?”

“No, apparently they gave us the wrong information, anyhow she’s in intensive care right now, I’ll try and keep you posted just as soon as I know something…. I have to run, Norma’s having a fit, talk to you later.”

Dena was still standing with the phone in her hand when her husband walked in the door.

When she saw him, she dropped the phone and ran to him and threw her arms around him. “Oh, Gerry, Aunt Elner’s alive! Isn’t that wonderful?”

Gerry, who had no idea what she was talking about, smiled and hugged her back. “Yes, honey, it is wonderful.”

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