Can You Keep a Secret? by Sophie Kinsella
Author:Sophie Kinsella
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Romance
ISBN: 9780385338080
Publisher: Delta Trade Paperbacks
Published: 2005-03-01T14:51:13+00:00
FOURTEEN
OK. Don't tell anyone. Do not tell anyone.
Do not tell anyone that you were on a date with Jack Harper last night.
I mean, not that I'm exactly planning to tell anyone. But as I arrive at work the next day I feel almost convinced I'm going to blurt it out by mistake.
Or someone's going to guess. I mean, surely it must be obvious from my face. From my clothes, From the way I'm walking. I feel as though everything I do screams 'Hey, guess what I did last night?'
'Hiya,' says Caroline as I make myself a cup of coffee. 'How are you?'
'I'm fine, thanks!' I say, giving a guilty jump. 'I just had a quiet evening in last night. Just … really quiet! With my flatmate. We watched three videos, Pretty Woman, Notting Hill and Four Weddings. Just the two of us. No-one else.'
'Right,' says Caroline, looking a bit bemused. 'Lovely!'
Oh God. I'm losing it. Everyone knows this is how criminals get caught. They add too many details and trip themselves up.
Right, no more babbling. Stick to one-word answers.
'Hi,' says Artemis as I sit down at my desk.
'Hi,' I say, forcing myself not to add anything else. Not even about which kind of pizza Lissy and I ordered, even though I've got a whole story ready about how the pizza company thought we said green pepper instead of pepperoni, ha ha, what a mix-up.
I'm supposed to be doing some filing this morning, but instead I find myself taking out a piece of paper and starting a list of possible date venues where I can take Jack tonight.
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