Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? by Matthew Carroll

Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? by Matthew Carroll

Author:Matthew Carroll
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Abrams
Published: 2016-12-03T16:00:00+00:00


6:03 AM | MONDAY MARCH 22 | 2010

I think I’m going to be a vegan fairy.

5:43 PM | TUESDAY MARCH 23 | 2010

I want to clean up the cat vomit!

6:40 PM | WEDNESDAY MARCH 24 | 2010

I’m going to change my name to Cinderella but it’s okay if my teachers still call me Morgan.

7:06 PM | WEDNESDAY MARCH 24 | 2010

I would like to have a pet shark, but it would eat us into pieces and then throw us up. So we would have to take baths and then return it.

7:30 PM | WEDNESDAY MARCH 24 | 2010

Could a dragon breathe fire and burn down a whole forest? Well, then could he cook a meatball?



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