Burning Down George Orwell's House by Andrew Ervin

Author:Andrew Ervin [Ervin, Andrew]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-61695-495-6
Publisher: Soho Press
Published: 2015-05-05T04:00:00+00:00

THE DAY CAME WHEN supplies of food, shampoo, and toilet paper dwindled enough to require an expedition to The Stores. Ray dreaded the thought of running into Pitcairn, but he was also expecting some important mail. There was no getting around it. Molly’s aluminum-crafted bike had been engineered with an elaborate suspension system capable of withstanding the special variety of abuse dished out by Jura’s infrastructure, and he hoped that his spine would prove equally durable. He also hoped no one would recognize it as Molly’s. She had tricked out the frame with a stainless-steel rack on the back and some antique leather panniers liberated from her father’s long unused five-speed. The fenders would in theory keep the mud off his clothes.

Molly packed him some lunch and placed it in the wicker basket affixed to the handlebars. He hadn’t ridden a bike in years and this one took some getting used to. The machine appeared unnecessarily complex. She taunted him for putting on the motorcycle helmet he found in the garage. “You look like a special needs child,” she said. He wore it anyway, which turned out to be fortunate.

He made it all the way to the public road with only minor readjustments to his skeleton, but somewhere beyond Ardlussa the tires slid on an oil slick, probably one left by Pitcairn’s truck. Ray squeezed the brakes so hard that the front wheel stopped; the rest of the bicycle however maintained its course and speed and catapulted him from the saddle.

Things grew a bit fuzzy after that.

When Ray arrived at the hotel he was covered in wet peat and had misplaced a sliver of a front tooth. He marched into the deserted lobby. The newly hewn edge of his incisor scraped against his tongue. A dull ache pulsed in his temples and he felt very sleepy. There wasn’t a soul in sight. He stood at the reception desk for some amount of time—there was no telling how long—until Mrs. Campbell emerged from the depths of the building.

“We’ve been expecting you, Mr. Welter. You’ve received quite a bit of correspondence. My goodness—you’re a mess. What happened to your face?”

“I feel a little woozy. May I sit down?”

“By all means,” she said. She came around the reception desk and latched her fingers into his arm, leading Ray to a chair next to the dormant fireplace. The remains of a charred log sat on the iron grate like a turd that wouldn’t flush. “You’re bleeding, Mr. Welter,” she said, as if it was news. “Stay put and we’ll fetch Mr. Fuller.”

Ray attempted to reconstruct the events of his ride, but the headache made linear thought difficult. He had fallen off the bike somewhere between Ardlussa and Craighouse. Images came back to him as if from a slideshow in random order …

Wet pavement four feet below him and somehow moving parallel to his body.

Up close eyes of a sheep staring at him as he regained consciousness.

A cheese and onion sandwich freed from its wax paper and seasoned with gravel and motor oil.

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