Bullet Through Your Face (reformatted) by Edward Lee

Author:Edward Lee
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Published: 2011-08-18T18:05:46+00:00

IV

A right quick, a’corse, the Chief put out a state-wide APB on Doc Willis’ fancy red kraut Mercedes, and a missin’ persons on his wife. What he kept under his lid, however, was the disappearance’a the Doc’s body which, though theoretically explainable, might sound at least a smidgen ridiculous and no doubt aim a few critical chuckles in the Chief’s direction. What was he to say? What? ‘Tween the time I walked downstairs’n heard the sound of a motor startin’, Doc Willis’ body disappeared? And so did six empty 2-liter bottles’a Coke? And, no, I’m not implyin’ fer a second that I think Doc Willis’ CORPSE dropped out the winder’n stolt those bottles’n then drove off in that fancy nazi car...

Shee-it. It were tough bein’ Chief!

The lovely Captain Majora had departed in her drab government car, but promised to git back in touch soon. Since she anticerpated an investigation that might be on the lengthy side, she needed to get situated at some local accommodations, and the Chief helpfully suggested the White Horse Motel right off’a Main Street, across from the stationhouse. Doc Willis bein’ kilt and havin’ his body stole, and a’corse his wife disappearin’—these were certainly grave matters in a town like Luntville, but the Chief did recognize one good point: the beautiful Captain Majora workin’with ‘em on the case. Yes sir, he mused. She shore is one fine-lookin’and soffistercated gal, all class— And then he pictured her in his mind--a rather sensual image: Waking up to chirping sparrows, fresh morning air billowing in through the open windows of his double-wide, turning in the warm bed beckoned by her lovely scent and then seeing her there asleep at his side, one pretty arm draped lovingly across his large chest, and then her big green eyes flutter open and she looks at him and smiles and whispers “I love you, sweetheart . . .”

Here here.

KINION AWAKES FROM DAY DREAM at DINER

“That bad news Army bitch oughta take the poker out of her ass fer starts, Chief,” Hays then duly interrupted the fantasy. “I’ll bet she’s got hair up her buttcrack, like a big plot of it, ya know?”

The Chief just sputtered. Right this minute, he and Hays was sittin’at the back booth’a June’s Diner because, see, after the delectible Captain Majora had parted their company, Kinion realized that this case were in need of some serious rumination, and since June were runnin’ a pig’s feet special fer $1.09 a plate, the Chief reasoned they could do some’a that ruminatin’ right here.

“What’choo got against the Captin, Hays?” Kinion inquired. “All day you been lookin’ at the gal like you got a mouthful’a sour milk.”

Hays pinched his chin, thinned his eyes as if speculatin’. “It ain’t nothin’I gots against her, boss. Just that there’s somethin’fishy about her—and I don’t mean her pussy. I’se mean, the whole thang’s a crock, you ask me.”

“What’cha mean, the whole thang, boy?”

Hays sucked on a pig foot, then leaned back far in the booth as if he’d just heard a bad joke.

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