Bullet Through Your Face (improved format) by Edward Lee

Author:Edward Lee [Lee, Edward]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2011-08-18T17:49:57+00:00

And once they’se was out front, Kinion saw that it was not the Luntville police cruiser that had been made off with, it was Doc Willis’shiny red Mercedes, whose dust they’d all been left to stand in.

“Damn,” Majora said beneath her breath.

“Shee-it!” Hays riled. “Someone plumb up’n stolt the Doc’s car! Shouldn’t we chase ‘em?”

“There’d be little productive point in that, PFC,” Captain Majora answered, reholstering her .45. “That was a Mercedes 560SL with a 5.6-liter overhead cam V-8. Our vehicles wouldn’t stand a chance of catching him.”

“Shee-it,” the Chief said. “I wonder who took it.”

With a chuckle, Hays made his own venture. “Well, Chief, at least we know who didn’t take it. Doc Willis, ‘n’less ‘acorse a dead man can drive.”

“Hays, don’t run yer yap unless ya got somethin’ helpful to say,” Kinion complained, and all this confusion’n stress’n activity suddenly set his belly to burnin’ up fierce with gas. But it was quite queer just then, because immediately after Hays had made the useless

comment that Captain Majora took a few slow steps backwards, and she was looking up at the house.

“What’cha ganderin’, Captain?” the Chief asked.

“Second floor, Chief,” she replied, shielding her eyes with her hand. The sun blazed high, and as she continued lookin’ up with her arm raised so to keep her hand over her brow, the Chief, fer only a second, mind you, ‘cos he weren’t no pree-vert like Hays, the Chief

could see right down that gap below her short sleeve khaki Army shirt and could see her soft, purdy, shaved underarm, and he had to admit it was the finest armpit he’d ever imagined much less seed. It were the armpit of an angel, yes sir! And just past it, he caught a sideshot of the snow-white cup of her bra, and when he tried to picture the tit that filled it . . .well, the Chief dang near had to give hisself a crotch rub.

“—that window right there,” she was continuin’ in that stern, cool, businesslike voice’a hers, ‘that’s the window in the master bedroom. Not five minutes ago, the three of us were standing in the master bedroom, and I am certain beyond all doubt—”

“That winder was closed!” Hays observed.

Yes, it shore was, and now the Chief made his own observation. And now it’s standin’wide open... Majora and Hays dashed back into the house, while the Chief—well, we’ve already been through that. Least ta say, he lumbered on up behind ‘em, humpin’ up them stairs again and thumpin’ right back into the master bedroom but by the time he got there, Hays and Majora had long since arrived and had made their astonishing discovery which the Chief, only now, could see with his own two eyes.

Doc Willis’body no longer lay in that there closet, no sir. ‘N fact, it didn’t lay nowheres in the room at all. It was gone.

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