Bingsop's Fables by Stanley Bing

Author:Stanley Bing
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: HarperCollins

MORAL: YOU CAN HELP THE BIG GUYS. BUT THEY APPRECIATE IT DIFFERENTLY.

Mini-Fable

THE TWO DOGS OF CHAIRMAN MAL

Chairman Mal had two dogs: a hard-hitting sales hound who was on the road 350 days a year and a well-trained spaniel who kept him company back at their gigantic office tower in New York. When he returned home after a successful trip to the field, Chairman Mal and his trusty spaniel would invariably spend long evenings drinking, talking, and sampling the best food that the greatest city in the world had to offer. The loyal spaniel also earned perhaps ten times what his counterpart did, pulling down well into seven figures. This quite naturally annoyed the hound, who bitched to his pal at headquarters, “I don’t get it. I work my ass off to produce revenue and you don’t do shit here but sit around in meetings and look out the window, and you make a pile while I’m still on commission.” The house dog replied, “Don’t blame me, Bob. Blame Mal. He wrote our job descriptions.”

MORAL: HATE THE GAME. NOT THE PLAYER.

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