Battersea Parker 2 by Jimmy Tudeski
Author:Jimmy Tudeski [Tudeski, Jimmy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781987717259
Google: 1nGNuwEACAAJ
Amazon: B07H3TCGK6
Publisher: Static House Publishing
Published: 2018-09-01T22:00:00+00:00
4:33pm (Friday 29th March â Two days later)
Everything like it always does, blew over the other day. I say blew over, but Dexter sure liked teasing Marsha about blowing off, when she finally called a truce, passing wind at the same time. It seemed no matter what he said or did next, Dexter finally realised he was in-fact the fall-guy, so took great pleasure in walking in this evening, with a bunch of grapes. Although Marsha knew he was mocking her about her condition, he denied it well, claiming he had got them for his bride-to-be Candy. Unfortunately, Dexter forgot Candy didn't eat Kermit-the-frog coloured grapes, so he decided to eat them himself, then take stick about being selfish and not sharing them with anyone else. I tell you what... It so nice when they're all insulting each-other and calling names, because I hate it when it all turns to a gender battle, then Sally and I face-off too.
âOh well, enjoy your grapes Dexter, I'm away out nowâ Marsha sings out, entering the room, looking absolutely stunning yet again.
Michelle tells her this first, followed by Sally and then me last of all. Candy? Well, Candy's still eye-balling Dexter, for eating Kermit, isn't she? Although, I don't think frogist is an actual thing.
âIs this the first date with the new man then?â I ask, wanting to encourage Marsha to get out there and enjoy herself for once.
âIt sure isâ she responds, all smiles, yet looking slightly nervous about it.
âWill you be doinking him on your date like a real slut, or is Sammy the snail going to cause you problems and want a threesome?â Dexter then asks, throwing another insult her way.
âFuck you, Dexter!â she grunts.
âNo, fuck him tonightâ he fires back. âThen whilst you're at it, make sure he rims the fuck out of your butt-crack and bursts those grapes tooâ he adds.
It's weird, because within all this time, all Dexter has done is moan about his multicoloured scrotum, yet now Marsha has set him free and he's allowed to entertain Candy how he sees fit, it's as though fighting with Marsha is his new form of desired pleasure now.
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