B-Movies and Beer Ruined My Life! by Jeff Burk

Author:Jeff Burk [Burk, Jeff]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Published: 2014-04-21T00:00:00+00:00

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Bing Crosby stopped singing and the PA began to blast The Beach Boys rendition of “Frosty the Snowman.” The sweet sixties pop had been specially remixed by the Club’s DJ to include a booty-shaking, boot-stomping bass line.

The bikers cheered louder, this was their favorite song for Frosty to dance to and every set he did ended this way.

A skinny and sickly looking biker climbed onto the stage and rushed at Frosty. His lust making him forget proper club decorum.

From the shadows, two obese bouncers moved with surprising agility grabbing the biker. They lifted him up, one putting him in a headlock and the other grabbing his legs. They carried him off the stage and through a door. The stage invader would be found in the hospital tomorrow. This was not the first time the club had to aggressively enforce the no-touching rule. It was that kind of club.

The rest of the gang paid no mind, their beer-and-boner-goggles keeping them enraptured with Frosty and his stage show.

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