Are You My Uber?: A Parody by Sarah Dooley
Author:Sarah Dooley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Running Press
Published: 2019-10-28T16:00:00+00:00
He did not know what his Uber looked like.
It said it was a Ford Taurus.
He did not know what a Ford Taurus looked like.
He went right by it.
He did not see it.
He came to an off-duty cab.
“Are you my Uber?” he said to the off-duty cab.
The driver just looked and looked. He did not say a thing.
The off-duty cab was not his Uber, so he went on.
Then he came to a hearse.
“Are you my Uber?”
“Are you dead?” asked the driver. The man shook his head.
“Then no.”
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