Apologize, Apologize! by Elizabeth Kelly
Author:Elizabeth Kelly
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Fiction - General, Humorous, Family Life, Fiction, Literary, General
ISBN: 9780307396952
Publisher: Random House, Inc.
Published: 2009-02-10T08:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
THE NEXT DAY, I GOT UP AROUND DAWN. IT WAS SATURDAY MORNING. The house was still, and the air was infused with a sepia-toned light. I grabbed a bowl of cereal, cleaned up, or so I thought— Ingrid later told me that she knew something must have been wrong when she found the milk in the cupboard along with the orange juice, and the cornflakes in the fridge. I left the water running in the shower. I wore my T-shirt inside out.
I drove to the dock where my grandfather kept the Seabird, a fully restored forty-three-foot antique wooden sailboat, a fractional sloop made from teak and mahogany. The Falcon had insisted we take sailing lessons when we were little. Pop, on the other hand, had no experience of boats. Every time we set sail, he was convinced we’d never be seen or heard from again. As far as Pop was concerned, boats sank.
“Your father,” my grandfather, referencing an old joke, once said to Bing and me, “thinks that yacht rhymes with hatchet.”
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