America's Geekheart by Grant Pippa
Author:Grant, Pippa [Grant, Pippa]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Romance, Contemporary, Humour, Adult
ISBN: 9781940517513
Amazon: B07Q84P1LR
Goodreads: 53347356
Publisher: Bang Laugh Love LLC
Published: 2019-04-05T07:00:00+00:00
TWENTY-THREE
Sarah
Iâve barely finished a blog post about an upcoming meteor shower when Beck knocks on the office door.
Not that Iâm surprised.
He doesnât seem like he does well when heâs alone. And I donât mind, because heâs remarkably easy to talk to.
About anything.
âHey. You hungry?â
I push my computer back and just look at him.
Which isnât a hardship, honestly. He gets more attractive with every little twist to his personality. If I werenât biased against gorgeous men with thick dark hair and movie star blue eyes and easy grins and perfectly formed bodiesâyes, including the ape armsâIâd probably call him hot.
Instead of a classy button-down or a polo, heâs lounging in a white Simpsons T-shirt. His jeans still look like they cost a million bucks and they fit his slim hips and hug his long legs perfectlyâagain, undoubtedly from his own fashion lineâbut heâs also barefoot, which adds exactly the right amount of realness to him.
And somehow, hearing that he hasnât had many girlfriends adds even more to the appeal. Iâm not usually so forward in talking about sexânot that I have a lot of opportunities, because guys are hardly banging on my door every dayâbut he was the one who brought up making out.
Multiple times now.
Like maybe he doesnât care that I forget to get haircuts and I never wear makeup and I think of clothes as functional items for comfort and to prevent me from breaking indecency laws more than as fashion statements.
His lips twitch like he canât stand the silence, and sure enough, within seconds, heâs talking again. Not that I mind. Itâs just kinda amusing.
âIt takes a lot of calories to look this good,â he says, as if he needs to explain why heâs hungry again.
âIf I ate that many calories, Iâd look like a blimp.â
âYou work out?â
âOccasional yoga classes and tae kwon do four days a week. Except this week, because my dad went to check out the studio last night and had a fight with the grandmaster about the windows in the front of the building, and so I have to wait until my parents leave town and then send some kind of apology gift.â
âIsnât martial arts above bribery?â
âNot when this particular grandmaster knows you have fresh local honey.â
âYour parents should meet my parents. Theyâll trade baby pictures and stories for three days.â
âDo your parents know? About our agreement?â
He shakes his head.
âBeck. You have to tell your parents.â
He shakes his head harder.
âButâthatâs soâcruel.â
âWould you tell your parents if they were normal people?â
âWe wouldnât be in this mess if my parents were normal people.â
âSure we would.â
âNo, we wouldnât, because half the reason the worldâs shipping us, or whatever you call it, is because they want the excuse to gossip about how you feel about the world speculating that my mom should be in rehab.â
He frowns. âHas your mom ever been in rehab?â
âNope. But she disappeared to South Africa for three months one time when her career was crashing and let people think she was in rehab so that thereâd be more attention and speculation when she came back.
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