Almost Infamous by Matt Carter

Author:Matt Carter
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Talos
Published: 2016-03-21T16:00:00+00:00

#Supervillainy101: The Whipfather

No one knows who the Whipfather was or why he did what he did, because the last thing he did before beginning his crime spree was eliminate every trace of his previous existence. All that’s known about him was that he was a white male, maybe forty-two years old who wore bifocals, was dying of a brain tumor, and was obsessed with Christmas. His “Twelve Days of Christmas Rampage” made sure the holiday season around Amber City in 1983 ran red.

On the first day of Christmas, city councilman Steve Partridge was found impaled on a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, two trained doves pecked out the eyes of the mayor.

On the third day of Christmas, three hens strapped with grenades were released in a crowded shopping mall, killing three and wounding eighteen.

On the fourth day of Christmas, four parrots trained to shout obscenities were released in an elementary school.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Olympic Rings from the under-construction Amber City Arena were stolen.

On the sixth day of Christmas, six geese from a local butcher’s shop were found to be stuffed with severed hands.

On the seventh day of Christmas, seven swans were found drowned in Amber Park.

On the eighth day of Christmas, eight housemaids were found drowned in a milk truck.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Whipfather kidnapped nine members of the Amber City ballet and broke their legs.

On the tenth day of Christmas, ten car bombs planted beneath cars owned by Lord Alley Locksmiths blew up, killing seventeen and wounding close to fifty.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, eleven plumbers were found impaled on pieces of PVC pipe.

On the twelfth and final day of Christmas, he captured twelve drummers from a local high school marching band, tied them up, and drove over them with a steam roller.

Reports had him laughing and shrieking “I did it!” even while he was being riddled with bullets by the Gamemaster.

#LessonLearned: There’s nothing as satisfying as seeing your plan come together.

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