Adrian Mole Diaries by Sue Townsend
Author:Sue Townsend [Townsend, Sue]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: General Fiction
ISBN: 9780380730445
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Publisher: Avon
Published: 1985-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
Summer 1981
Wednesday July 1st
Dominion Day, Canada. New Moon
The truant officer came round this afternoon; he caught me sitting in a deckchair in the front garden. He didn't believe I was ill! He is reporting me to the school! The fact that I was sipping Lucozade whilst wearing pyjamas, dressing gown and slippers seemed to have escaped him. I offered to show him my yukky tonsils but he backed away and trod on the dog's paw. The dog has got a low pain threshold so it went a bit berserk. My father came out and separated them but things could get nasty for us.
Thursday July 2nd
The doctor said I can go back to school tomorrow, depending on how I feel. You can depend that I won't feel up to it.
Friday July 3rd
A brown-skinned family are moving into Mr Lucas's old house! I sat in my deckchair and had a good view of their furniture being carried out of the removal van. The brown-skinned ladies kept taking massive cooking pots into the house so it looks as if they are a large family. My father said that it was 'the beginning of the end of our street'. Pandora is in the Anti-Nazi League. She said she thinks that my father is a possible racist.
I am reading Uncle Tom's Cabin.
Saturday July 4th
Independence Day, USA
The street is full of brown-skinned people arriving or departing in cars, vans and mini-buses. They keep trooping in and out of Mr Lucas's old house. My father says they have probably got three families to each room.
Pandora and I are going round to welcome them to our district. We are determined to show that not all white people are racist fanatics.
Bert Baxter is still in hospital.
Sunday July 5th
Third after Trinity
Stayed in bed until 6 PM. There was no point in getting up. Pandora has gone to a gymkhana.
Monday July 6th
Mrs O'Leary is trying to organize a street party for the Royal Wedding. The only people to put their names down so far are the Singh family.
Tuesday July 7th
Bert Baxter has escaped from hospital. He telephoned the National Council for Civil Liberties and they told him he could sign himself out, so he did. He is in our spare room. My father is going up the wall.
Pandora, Bert and I have put our names down for the street party. Bert is looking much better now that he can smoke as many Woodbines as he likes.
Pandora's father has been round to talk to my father about what to do about Bert and Sabre. They both got drunk and started arguing about politics. Bert banged on the floor and asked them to keep their voices down.
Wednesday July 8th
My father is near to despair because of Bert's snoring. It doesn't bother me, I put Blu-tack in my ears.
Went to school today. I have decided to take Domestic Science, Art, Woodwork and English O levels. I am doing Geography, Maths and History for CSE.
Pandora is taking nine O levels. But she has had more advantages than me.
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