A Vampire Story by Penny Ash

Author:Penny Ash
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

A Vampire Story

“Bob!” I yelled desperately.

The girl whipped a large stake out of the miracle mini-dress.

No answer.

Oh, for crying out loud. I searched for Bob. Yep, you guessed it; he was over in a corner chasing down a cockroach. Geez.

The girl raised the stake over her head and attacked. I sidestepped her lunge and tried to avoid the garlic.

“Uh, you want to tell me what this is about?” I dodged another lunge.

“As if you didn’t know, you evil spawn of Hell!”

she gasped, beginning to drool.

“But…” I gasped, jumping out of the way once more. And what was all this spawn of Hell crap? I’m telling you, we need a lobby group or something, ban the anti-vampire rhetoric.

She took another swipe at me.

“What did I ever do to you?” I asked.

“You bit my mom!” She threw the garlic at me.

“Your mom? I never! Dang!” I tripped on the garlic.

“You did too!” she screamed, pouncing on me.

“When? I deny everything!” I grabbed her wrist, trying to hold the stake back from my chest and got a good look down the front of her dress. The girl had some world-class boobs.

“Twenty-seven years ago!” She struggled, determined to kill me.

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