A Study in Brimstone by G. S. Denning
Author:G. S. Denning [Denning, G. S.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fantasy, Mystery, Humour
ISBN: 9781783299720
Google: e4JpCgAAQBAJ
Goodreads: 26150538
Publisher: Titan Books
Published: 2016-05-17T00:00:00+00:00
THE CASE OF THE CARDBOARD⦠CASE
TO THE BRILLIANT MIND, THE TRUE ENEMY IS inactivity. At least, thatâs what I tell myself, because I like to pretend Iâm an intellectual. And because I know how badly I cope with idleness. I still cringe when I recall how much I hated the pause that came between Holmesâs and my first two adventures and our third.
Our Study in Brimstone took place over two days in early November. Just one week after that, we handled the Adventure of the Resident Sacrifice. I prided myself on how well my medical knowledge had prepared me to solve crimes and I was eager to prove my mettle on our next adventure. Yet the remainder of November passed without any call to action. December followed. Each telegram, each piece of post, each visitor to our door wouldâI prayedâreveal our next challenge, but each of them failed me. I hardly knew what to do with myself. I formed the habit of taking long walks about the city, if only to fill the time.
Returning from one such walkabout at around ten on New Yearâs morning, I found Holmes slouched in his armchair before the fire, honking away with his accordion and singing âAuld Lang Syneâ at the top of his lungs. I waved a greeting and he nodded back, but any verbal exchange would have been lost in his cacophonous song.
Upon finishing the final verse, he paused. Tilting his head to one side, he listened intently for a few moments, then complained, âNothing. Nothing! When will you answer, oh being from another world?â
âWhat being is that, Holmes?â
âOddlingsygn. Last night and this morning, it seemed every reveler and passerby I saw was calling upon the same entity. All London is bent on summoning him, yet he will not appear! So strangeâ¦â
âNot strange, Holmes,â I said. âThat is not a name, it is a Scottish phrase.â
âOh, I think I know a demonâs name when I hear one, Watson.â
ââAuld Lang Syneâ means âfor the sake of old times.ââ
âOh! A nostalgia demonâhe must be potent indeedâ¦â
âNo, not a demon at all, I am telling you⦠Wait! What is this?â
My eye had fallen across a white envelope that lay upon the side table beside Holmesâs armchair.
âOh, a letter,â said he.
âFrom whom?â
âWell, I donât know! Honestly, Watson, would you put aside the chase for a reluctant demon just to read an everyday letter?â
âYes.â
âWell, do so then. I have other matters to attend.â
He launched back into the first verse of his supposed summoning ritual. I stepped to the table, unfolded the letter and read. I must have made quite a face, for when he observed my expression, Holmes at last lay aside his accordion and asked, âWhat does it say, Watson?â
The message was short. It read:
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