Yo' Mama Is So... by Author

Yo' Mama Is So... by Author

Author:Author
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-05-03T16:00:00+00:00


Yo’ daddy’s so stupid he’d need twice as

much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo’ sister’s so stupid she told me

to meet her at the corner of “Walk”

and “Don’t Walk.”

Yo’ mama’s so stupid, when the computer

said, “Press any key to continue,”

she couldn’t find the “any” key.

Yo’ daddy’s so stupid he thought Tupac

Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo’ brother’s so stupid, when I was

drowning and yelled for a lifesaver, he said,

“Cherry or grape?”

LOU REED ON PETE TOWNSHEND

He is so talentless, and as a lyricist

he’s profoundly untalented and

philosophically boring.



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