Unnatural Selection by Wendy Northcutt

Author:Wendy Northcutt
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9789085241522
Publisher: For the Benefit of Mr. Kite
Published: 2000-12-31T16:00:00+00:00

HONORABLE MENTION

DOGGONE FOOT

Confirmed by Darwin.

7 NOVEMBER 1999, FLORIDA

A Port St. John resident was never what neighbors would describe as friendly, so they greeted news of his recent self-inflicted wound with amusement. The man had been standing in his front yard aiming his gun at a neighbor’s dog with malevolent intent. But his marksmanship proved lacking that day. When he squeezed the trigger, he hit his own foot instead of the mutt and wound up suffering in the hospital for his transgressions against man’s best friend.

References: Florida Today

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Two animal rights activists were freeing a captive herd to protest the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly all two thousand of the pigs stampeded through the gate they were opening and trampled the hapless protesters to death.

(Darwin Award nomination of unknown veracity, culled from a decade of email.)

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