Ultimate Book of Jokes by Scott McNeely

Ultimate Book of Jokes by Scott McNeely

Author:Scott McNeely
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-08-06T16:00:00+00:00


Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Ach! It’s no’ that dark.

Q: Did you hear about the two Scotsmen who bet a pint on who could stay under water longer?

A: They both drowned.

Q: Did you hear about the Scotsman who took a beautiful girl for a ride in his taxi?

A: She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.

Q: What’s the definition of a Scottish pessimist?

A: A man who feels badly when he feels good for fear he’ll feel worse when he feels better.



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