The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet Ahlberg & Allan Ahlberg
Author:Janet Ahlberg & Allan Ahlberg [Ahlberg, Janet & Ahlberg, Allan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780722657454
Publisher: Puffin
Published: 1982-03-25T00:00:00+00:00
Why did the girl take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.
TEACHER: Tell me an animal that lives in Lapland.
BOY: A reindeer, sir.
TEACHER: Good! Now tell me one more.
BOY: Erâ¦, another reindeer!
What did the one ear say to the other ear?
Between you and me, we need a haircut.
What flowers grow under your nose?
Tulips.
TEACHER: If I had ten oranges in one hand, and seven in the other, what would I have?
GIRL: Big hands, miss!
What can you do if a herd of elephants comes racing towards you?
Make a trunk call and reverse the charge.
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