The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by Bathroom Readers' Institute

The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by Bathroom Readers' Institute

Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute [Bathroom Readers' Institute]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Juvenile Nonfiction, Humor, Jokes & Riddles, General
ISBN: 9781626865846
Google: dlwDswEACAAJ
Publisher: Portable Press
Published: 2016-05-01T20:46:54+00:00


What is the difference between a booger and a plate?

The plate goes ON the table.

The booger goes UNDER the table.

What do boogers and apples have in common?

They both get picked and eaten.

What’s the difference between boogers and brussels sprouts?

Kids won’t eat brussels sprouts.

What did the booger say when the team captains were choosing players?

“Pick me! Pick me!”

What do you find in a clean nose?

Fingerprints!

What happens when you sneeze without using a tissue?

You take matters into your own hands.



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