The Blade of Absolution by Lou Yardley
Author:Lou Yardley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: monsters, fiendish fantasy, dark fantasy, goblins
Publisher: The Goblin Storybook
Published: 2023-06-23T00:00:00+00:00
A Trap
Fighting the urge to turn herself invisible, Yelkrie took Everfrost through the castle. Goblins were brilliant at sneaking around, but she still felt vulnerable. She would have felt a whole lot better if most people couldnât see her, but she couldnât hide the girl as well. While they were picking up a wand and some Witchâs Blood from Gerdelaiâs study, perhaps she could pick up the ingredients for a cloaking spell as well.
âHow much further?â Everfrost asked as they climbed another set of stairs. Yelkrie was about to take the piss out of her companion for being unfit, but the speedy climb had left her feeling winded, too.
âNot far,â she replied, keeping her panting in check. âItâs just along this corridor and to the left.â
Wanting to check the study was empty, Yelkrie ran off ahead. She could hear Everfrostâs boots slapping against the floor. So much for stealth.
The goblin paused and hissed over her shoulder. âKeep it down! We donât want to let the whole castle know weâre here, do we? They want us dead, remember?â
Everfrost blushed. âSorry!â
Yelkrie bit back another remark. There was no point in saying anything else. If there was someone in the study, they would have either heard Everfrostâs noisy footfalls or their whispered exchange. Bitching about it wouldnât change anything. The goblin would save that for when they were waiting on the gallows. Or the pyre. Or the chopping block. Whichever method Queen Elsbeth chose for their execution, there would be a moment for last words, and Yelkrie would use hers to let everyone know exactly what she thought of them all.
âYelkrie?â a familiar voice called from inside the study.
âPyggbe?â she called back, racing towards the door. A hand landed on her shoulder, stopping her in her tracks. âWhat are you doing?â she said, as she was spun around to face Everfrost.
âIt could be a trap,â Everfrost replied, keeping her grip tight on Yelkrieâs shoulder. âAnyone could be in there.â
âSâpose youâre right.â Yelkrie kept to one side of the open door so she couldnât be seen and called through. âPyggbe? You there?â
âYes! Who else would it be?â the voice called back.
âSee,â Yelkrie said.
âThat could be anyone!â Everfrost said. âI thought goblins were supposed to be smart and tricksy.â
âWe are.â It was hard not to take offense at that. âOf course we are. We got you outta that dungeon, didnât we?â
The girl rolled her eyes and Yelkrie was tempted to rip her throat out, magick and deal be damned.
âEver thought someone might try to trick you?â Everfrost asked. âWe donât even know thatâs Pyggbe in here. It could be someone impersonating him.â
âNah, my Pyggbe has a very distinctive voice. Nobody speaks quite like him.â It was the truth.
âFine, but what about if heâs trapped and someoneâs in there with him?â Everfrost asked.
Pausing for a moment, Yelkrie considered the girlâs words. She made a fair point, but the goblin knew Pyggbe wouldnât put her in harmâs way. If it was a trap, heâd tell her.
Providing, of course, that the voice belonged to Pyggbe.
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