Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Stories by Editors of Readers Digest

Author:Editors of Readers Digest
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Reader's Digest
Published: 2020-04-07T00:00:00+00:00

Pakistan

Every year since 1992, two zookeepers at Islamabad’s Marghazar Zoo have demanded a large annual delivery of alcohol, which they said they used to “calm down” the zoo’s elephants during mating season.

“I serve two bottles of vodka to each of the elephants every night from November to February,” one zookeeper said. “If we delay giving them booze, they get angry.” Every year the zookeepers asked for a bigger ration, telling zoo officials that the elephants would get dangerous without it.

It took only 20 years for someone to ask a veterinarian if elephants drink. The answer: of course not. The alcohol was going exactly where you think it went: down the zookeepers’ gullets. Both lost their jobs, but it was a good run while it lasted.

—SOURCE: ISHTIAQRAO.BLOGSPOT.COM

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