Pratchett, Terry - Discworld 40 - Raising Steam by Pratchett Terry
Author:Pratchett, Terry [Pratchett, Terry]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, Fantasy, General
ISBN: 9781448171194
Google: 9l_lY5ORNGEC
Publisher: Transworld
Published: 2013-11-07T16:17:01+00:00
Moist had already gleaned from Mrs Forefather that the brothersâ old mum was being comforted by friends back in her own home, a short walk from the pub, and he was careful to see that no mention of this or the current whereabouts of the unfortunate Wesley brothers was made to the gang of journalists. And he surprised himself by realizing that this was a sensible and humanitarian thing to do, some of the press gang being the sort who would most definitely say things like, âWell now, Mrs Wesley, how did you feel when you found out that both of your sons had been melted?â
As the press seized on the new arrivals, Moist, like a chess grandmaster, tried to keep his king, that would be Sir Harry King, away from the worst questions and instead played his shining knight, Mr Dick Simnel. He was learning a lot from Mr Simnel. They faced him with questions like, âWhat do you say to people who think that live steam will kill everybody in the end?â
To which Dickâs answer was, âI donât know, sir, Iâve never met anyone who thought that. Steam is very dangerous if you donât know what youâre doing and I feel sorry for them poor boys.â
Hardwick of the Pseudopolis Daily Press said, âI hear your own engine killed someone the night before last. What do you have to say about that, Mister Simnel?â
Before Dick could speak Thunderbolt came down like a judge and said, âThe person in question was clearly trying to sabotage the locomotive and while we naturally regret the fatality he was in a place where he shouldnât have been, doing something that he shouldnât have done. It is evident that he entered the engine shed through a skylight, which seems to show lawful business was not on his mind. His death, alas, was self-inflicted.â
âAnd what about Mister Simnel senior?â said Hardwick. âWas his death self-inflicted?â
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