Police Humor! by Oliver Gaspirtz
Author:Oliver Gaspirtz [Gaspirtz, Oliver]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: police, humor, law enforcement, cop jokes, cops, funny stories, true stories, short stories, weird news
Publisher: Westhoff Publishing
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
5. Drunken drivers: Decorate their cells with pictures of their victims.
6. Terrorists: Implant a homing device behind their left ear, and an explosive behind their right.
7. Arsonists – Use them for scientific experiments and medical research.
8. Child molesters: Stop them from reproducing by having them spayed or neutered by a veterinarian.
9. Cop killers: Use them as live organ donors.
10. Corrupt politicians: Introduce them to Islamic law and let med students get some practice by amputating whatever body part it was that they used to commit their crimes.
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