Jump Start Your Brain by Doug Hall

Author:Doug Hall
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781578604050
Publisher: Clerisy Press
Published: 2008-08-15T00:00:00+00:00

For all that, ties do have worthwhile applications. Here’s a top 10 list for your consideration:

No. 10: Comes in handy if your rope ladder of success (or escape) is missing a rung.

No. 9: Useful as a narrow bib when eating barbecued ribs or spaghetti. Better if you have 10 or 12 of them to make a fuller bib.

No. 8: Can be used in a pinch if you’re trying to run an idea up the flagpole to see who salutes and the rope is broken.

No. 7: Can be used as a crying towel during IRS audits.

No. 6: Makes a good headband when suddenly surrounded by a hostile street gang.

No. 5: With proper adjustments to accommodate eyeholes, can be used in lieu of ski mask when holding up neighborhood convenience store.

No. 4: Black ones make good armbands when mourning deceased heads of corporate state.

No. 3: Can double as blindfold when playing classic corporate game of pin-the-tail-onthe-scapegoat.

No. 2: Helpful when lashing down trunk filled with personal effects following corporate takeover.

No. 1: (drum roll, Maestro!) … Works nicely as a bridle when playing giddyup-horsey with the kids after dinner.

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