GAY REALITY : THE TEAM GUIDO STORY by John Chaffetz

Author:John Chaffetz [Chaffetz, John]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781475903706
Publisher: iUniverse
Published: 2003-05-22T07:00:00+00:00

THE RACERS

THE ENTRANTS were divided in their feelings about being selected for the Race. “We’d planned a trip to Hawaii and I was much more excited about that,” said Bill. “Oh no, I thought that our tape was clever enough to make it,” responded Joe.

The good news came on the 15th of December and Team Guido reacted in kind. Several weeks later, on the way to the first audition, they stopped at a Jaguar dealership. Only half joking, they vowed to buy a new Jaguar with their winnings from the Race.

Bill was a bit concerned about the interview process. “I was worried about whether or not Joe would be open enough—or would he clam up?” So they stopped at Shutters on The Beach, in Santa Monica, and had a couple of drinks to loosen up.

With Guido in his expensive carrying case the interview began.

“Bill was right to be concerned about me, but I had made a whole lot of business presentations. We’d figured that Bill would do most of the talking, but that didn’t prove to be the case. We were in there for about 40 minutes and they were pretty much just talking to me. In fact, through the whole thing Bill probably said two lines.

“It was apparent that they were totally unfamiliar with gay men. They asked a lot of stuff like ‘Did you have a commitment ceremony?’ et cetera, et cetera.

“I think my answer to their final question really sealed it. They asked, ‘What do you do to relax?’ and I answered I vacuum!

“Everyone on the staff howled.”

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