Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids by Sandy Silverthorne

Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids by Sandy Silverthorne

Author:Sandy Silverthorne
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Youth-Humor;JNF028020;HUM004000
ISBN: 9781493414055
Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
Published: 2018-06-11T00:00:00+00:00


Shopper: Do you have any loafers?

Shoe Store Clerk: We certainly do.

Shopper: Well, have one of them come over here and wait on me.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nod.

Nod who?

Nod you again.

Did you hear about the guy who swallowed a dictionary?

He didn’t breathe a word of it to anyone.

Kid: Dad, will you buy me a drum set?

Dad: Are you kidding? There’s way too much noise around here already.

Kid: That’s okay! I’ll only practice when you’re asleep.

Teacher: Do you think you can sleep in my class?

Student: I could if you wouldn’t talk so loud.



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