Humorous
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

In the wings, the noise of the audience was a solid wall of sound. “There's lots of them,” said Glod. “I never played for that many in my entire life!” ...
( Category: Sword & Sorcery March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

"That's the spoon I was eating with," he said. "Alright," said Ford, "imagine this spoon ..." he found a small wooden spoon on a tray of relishes, "this spoon ..." ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

Om crawled slowly along the length of a line. "Stop walking up and down like that," he said, "I can't concentrate." "How can people talk like that?" Brutha asked the ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

Cookies This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person is me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

"I don't know," said Trillian, "but those aliens - they're on the way up to the bridge with that wretched robot. Can we pick them up on any monitor cameras?" ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

Chapter 19 Ford Prefect was irritated to be continually wakened by the sound of gunfire. He slid himself out of the maintenance hatchway which he had fashioned into a bunk ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

On the roof of the coach the Librarian picked up the coach-horn, bit the end of it reflectively - well, you never knew - and then blew it so hard ...
( Category: Paranormal & Urban March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Dahl, Roald [Dahl, Roald]

Mrs Gloop let out a shriek of fury. 'I'm joking,' said Mr Wonka, giggling madly behind his beard. 'I didn't mean it. Forgive me. I'm so sorry. Good-bye, Mrs Gloop! ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

She woke up shivering. It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the night, which is created ...
( Category: Epic March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-01-01 | Author:Charles Yu [Yu, Charles]

Now where am I? You’re in the interstitial matrix that fills up the space between stories. Who said that? You did. I did? Wait, who am I? You’re you. Oh, ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-06-29 | Author:Harbison, Beth [Harbison, Beth]

Mr. Frank was just about the only really nice thing about Camp Catoctin, Lexi thought. He was tall and lanky, with sad eyes and a humble smile. If he grew ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2007-07-17 | Author:Jonathan Tropper [Tropper, Jonathan]

23 WHEN I GET HOME, STEPHEN IVES IS ON THE PORCH, trying like hell to break down my front door. He backs up all the way to the porch steps ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2007-02-06 | Author:Mark Gatiss [Mark Gatiss]

‘Yet this was nothing compared to the frightful apparition hovering in the air beside me.’ 14 Tuppence For A Bloater Not wanting to waste a moment, I assumed a low ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2005-10-11 | Author:Mark Gatiss

I returned to my hotel and changed into evening dress for my appointment with Jackpot, dashing off a note of apology to Bella. I found a pleasant café by the ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-10-30 | Author:Mark Gatiss [Gatiss, Mark]

.11. DÉTENTE The boy resembled the Descended Christ. A Regnault, perhaps, the crisp white underwear in place of a loincloth. Tick-tock, baby. Tick-tock. My mind buzzed. What the hell was ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )