Humor & Satire
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-10-17 | Author:Sôseki Natsume [Natsume, Sôseki]

VII Le soir même, à la pension, je vidai les lieux. À peine rentré, je commençais d’emballer mes affaires quand la patronne s’inquiéta de ce que quelque chose m’eût déplu. ...
( Category: Japanese October 1,2014 )
epub |eng | 1980-06-05 | Author:Thomas Berger

"I wasn't," Ramona whispered. "I've got an allergy to some weeds around here, I guess. My eyes and nose are running." "Well," said Keese with a certain strain, "I'm sorry ...
( Category: Humorous September 30,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-01-22 | Author:Kim Harrison

Chapter Sixteen Wild elven magic coursed through my mind, electricity tasting of wine and music sparkling to my fingertips. The usual welcoming hum was a screeching din, and my stomach ...
( Category: Epic Fantasy September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-09-14 | Author:Roald Dahl [Dahl, Roald]

fishermen won’t have nothing but lug worms. And of course there’s coloured maggots. Ordinary maggots are white, but you get them all sorts of different colours by feeding them special ...
( Category: Humorous September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 1998-09-17 | Author:Irvine Welsh [Welsh, Irvine]

Post-Holiday Blues My first day back after a holiday and that cunt Toal calls me into his office. There’s something different about that spastic, and it takes me a second ...
( Category: Crime September 29,2014 )
epub |eng | 2002-01-02 | Author:Zadie Smith [Smith, Zadie]

CHAPTER TEN Keter CROWN • Jimmy’s Antiques • Highballs with Lola-Lola • Conspiracy theories • The youth brand • Zen radio • Flying into nothing • Zen Casablanca • The ...
( Category: Humorous September 29,2014 )
epub, pdf |eng | 2010-03-02 | Author:Sam Lipsyte [Lipsyte, Sam]

Eighteen How sick and marvelous an age this was, wherein I could boot up my desktop with a couple of names or notions in mind--Todd Wilkes, William Moraley, indentured servitude, ...
( Category: Humorous September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-12-31 | Author:Luis Alberto Urrea [Urrea, Luis Alberto]

He leads them through the hot streets, his pole over his right shoulder. Nobody looks at him. They have seen men with poles before. They have seen stranger things than ...
( Category: Cultural Heritage September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-07-27 | Author:Moody, Rick [Moody, Rick]

At some point in midafternoon, he found himself in the men’s room, and he took the opportunity to despair about his thinning hair. He was a man of systemic reiterations. ...
( Category: Hard Science Fiction September 29,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-11-09 | Author:Fannie Flagg [Flagg, Fannie]

AS THEY DROVE home, Maggie quietly opened Brenda’s purse and slipped Hazel’s lucky penny inside as a sort of private going-away present. When they pulled up to Maggie’s door, Brenda ...
( Category: Psychological September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-09-21 | Author:Brock Clarke [Clarke, Brock]

Letter 1 Dear Miller, I just have to say: Jesus H. Keeriiisst, it’s __________ here in __________. Yesterday got so __________ he took off his __________ and went __________ in ...
( Category: Humorous September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 1999-01-02 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk [Palahniuk, Chuck]

You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching. You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled? You realize ...
( Category: Psychological September 29,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-04-12 | Author:Wayne, Teddy [Wayne, Teddy]

bong = device for inhaling marijuana Manhattan project = term for atomic bomb project (not necessarily a project in Manhattan) obscurantist = a person who withholds data from others par-tay ...
( Category: Humorous September 29,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2014-09-24 | Author:Sophie Kinsella [Kinsella, Sophie]

FOURTEEN I suppose in the old days, we would have waited for the first editions to come out. We might even have got some sleep. But this is the 24-hour ...
( Category: Humorous September 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 1998-01-01 | Author:Daniel Wallace [Wallace, Daniel]

He Goes to War He wasn’t a general, or a captain, or an officer of any kind. He wasn’t the medic, he wasn’t the poet, he wasn’t the cynic, he ...
( Category: Family Life September 25,2014 )