Humor & Satire
epub |eng | 2009-07-07 | Author:Howard, Jonathan L. [Howard, Jonathan L.]

Butler considered Cabal’s words and found them reasonable. “Orl right,” he said. “What’s this deal, then?” “History. You had your chance and you let it go by.” He gazed out ...
( Category: British & Irish October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2001-01-15 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

ddaa$$1.qxd 7/30/02 9:01 Page 137 EXPLOSIONS: OUT WITH A BANG! 137 URBAN LEGEND: FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FLAME Written as an April Fools’ Day joke 1 APRIL 2001, NEW YORK A ...
( Category: Humor October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 1994-04-07 | Author:Fry, Stephen [Fry, Stephen]

'Ted1/ she cried. Tm so glad to have caught you.' 210 The Hippopotamus 'Have a coffee/ I said, a little frigidly. I find it difficult to treat a girl who ...
( Category: Humorous October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 1999-01-02 | Author:Moore, Christopher [Moore, Christopher]

Molly Molly slammed the truck into the Dumpster behind the Head of the Slug Saloon. Glass from the headlights tinkled to the tarmac and the fan raked across the radiator ...
( Category: Humorous October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 1996-09-30 | Author:Rankin, Robert [Rankin, Robert]

Around and about the walls of Barrington's front room were the trophies which spoke fluently of his particular hobby. 'I see that you are a terrantologist,' said Vincent Trillby. Somewhat ...
( Category: Humorous October 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2002-01-02 | Author:Moore, Christopher [Moore, Christopher]

“Joshua, you’re scaring me,” I said, talking to the disembodied voice that floated before me in the temple. “Where are you?” “I am everywhere and nowhere,” Joshua’s voice said. “How ...
( Category: Humor October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 1993-01-01 | Author:Rankin, Robert [Rankin, Robert]

15 All the shouting woke up Felix Henderson McMurdo. He yawned. Stretched. Wondered where he was. Vaguely remembered. And stumbled from his bed to peer out of the window. There ...
( Category: Humorous October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2006-01-02 | Author:Moore, Christopher [Moore, Christopher]

That evening he decided to take action to ease some of the tension in his life. Or at least it was decided for him when Jane and her girlfriend Cassandra ...
( Category: Paranormal & Urban October 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 1998-01-01 | Author:Rankin, Robert [Rankin, Robert]

‘No,’ said the vision in white. ‘I won’t do it.’ Wok Boy stood in The Flying Pig, his hands in his greasy jeans’ pockets. ‘He’ll make it worth your while,’ ...
( Category: Science Fiction October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2003-01-01 | Author:Rankin, Robert [Rankin, Robert]

21 Will had breakfast with Mr Wells. He cooked up a big boy’s breakfast, which included mushrooms, tomatoes and potatoes. He and Mr Wells enjoyed it thoroughly. “So what will ...
( Category: Fantasy October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-07-13 | Author:Howard, Jonathan L. [Howard, Jonathan L.]

Chapter 11 IN WHICH CABAL BEHAVES DESPICABLY AND INQUISITIVELY Cabal, for his part, knew exactly what he was going to tell the Senzan authorities. The Princess Hortense’s entry into the ...
( Category: British & Irish October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 1994-01-01 | Author:Rankin, Robert [Rankin, Robert]

'No, of course you didn't.' Professor Merlin winked and patted Raymond on the back. "That they . . .'he made thumbings toward the door. 'Stop it!' Raymond stamped his foot. ...
( Category: Science Fiction October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2005-01-02 | Author:Fforde, Jasper [Fforde, Jasper]

“We don’t have weeks.” Shenstone put his head around the door. “Hello, Jack!” he said cheerfully. “Want to hear the results of the vacuumings I took from the carpet at ...
( Category: Humor & Satire October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-04-14 | Author:Mellick III, Carlton [Mellick III, Carlton]

“I’m sorry,” he said. “It would go against the ninja code. My code.” “Screw your fucking code,” she said, throwing a pillow into his face and pulling the covers over ...
( Category: Humorous October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 1995-01-01 | Author:Rankin, Robert [Rankin, Robert]

14 Maxwell plunged through the grid, rolled over and came to rest on the grass beyond. Unsinged and intact. He picked up the pouch and ran. Shouts and threats and ...
( Category: Science Fiction October 27,2014 )