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The Menstruating Mall by Mellick III Carlton
mobi |eng | 2012-02-23 | Author:Mellick III, Carlton

I want to say more, but I can feel a pain in my throat. Like I’m about to cry. “Now that is interesting,” Brock says. “See, everyone has something unique ...
( Category: Humorous November 1,2014 )
The Haunted Vagina by Mellick III Carlton
mobi |eng | 2011-07-27 | Author:Mellick III, Carlton

CHAPTER NINE Stacy’s gone before I wake up. We didn’t set the alarm. I already missed the bus. Downtown, Donut really lays into me for my freshly shaved head. “I’m ...
( Category: Paranormal November 1,2014 )
Apeshit by Carlton Mellick III
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-10-30 | Author:Carlton Mellick III [Mellick, Carlton III]

The lobster boy brings his claw up to Desdemona’s bare tattooed stomach. On his deformed fingers, there are curved metal blades. They look like metal crab claws. He has attached ...
( Category: Horror November 1,2014 )
Armadillo Fists by Mellick III Carlton
mobi |eng | 2014-07-26 | Author:Mellick III, Carlton

CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR After June finished telling him the story, Tony asked, “So that’s how it happened? That’s how you killed the boss?” June nodded her head. She had tears in ...
( Category: Humorous November 1,2014 )
Kill Ball by Mellick III Carlton
mobi |eng | 2014-10-01 | Author:Mellick III, Carlton

Police lights strobed through the sky, sirens roaring, as two cop balls flew down the road toward them. They pulled up behind Siren. Then two more cop balls came around ...
( Category: Lawyers & Criminals November 1,2014 )
Sex and Death in Television Town by Mellick III Carlton
mobi |eng | 2011-09-13 | Author:Mellick III, Carlton

CHAPTER TWELVE Cry follows the Hoak boy, waving two whiskey bottles at him and blowing kisses with puffy black lips. He darts into the circus tent and the woman chugs ...
( Category: Westerns November 1,2014 )
Clusterfuck by Mellick III Carlton
mobi |eng | 2014-10-26 | Author:Mellick III, Carlton

The rest of the town wasn’t too far away, just as Selena predicted. It was the largest section of the cave they’d seen, almost canyon-like. They walked through a flat ...
( Category: Satire November 1,2014 )
Fantastic Orgy by Mellick III Carlton
mobi |eng | 2012-02-23 | Author:Mellick III, Carlton

I didn’t have the key to my locker anymore, so I went to the showers to get a towel. The shower room was full of steam. I couldn’t see anyone ...
( Category: Humorous November 1,2014 )
1996 - Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
epub | | 1996-10-30 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

Chapter 12 Mister his honor, mister chapter president of the local chapter of the national united projectionist and independent theater operators union just sat. Under and behind and inside everything ...
( Category: Psychological Thrillers October 31,2014 )
True Confections by Katharine Weber
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-10-30 | Author:Katharine Weber [Weber, Katharine]

IRENE’S ENTIRE OTIOSE connection to the business was really only ever about her own status and prosperity. She has used her money over the years to fund a wide variety ...
( Category: Humorous October 31,2014 )
2008 - Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk
epub | | 2008-10-30 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

17 Mr. 600 Player dude’s yakking on his cell phone when he goes ballistic. Player dude with his black hair combed, stretched back, and gelled to cover his bald spot, ...
( Category: Satire October 31,2014 )
The Dog Who Came In From The Cold by McCall Smith Alexander
epub, mobi | | 2010-08-11 | Author:McCall Smith, Alexander [Alexander, McCall Smith,]

“James,” she whispered. “Don’t cry, James. Don’t cry.” “I’m sorry,” he sobbed. “I come for dinner at your house, and I start to cry.” “Ssh!” She put a finger to ...
( Category: Humorous October 31,2014 )
Sir Apropos 01 - Sir Apropos of Nothing by Peter David
epub |eng | | Author:Peter David

Chapter 15 Entipy lapsed into silence, which was enough of a blessing in and of itself. I paid no attention to her, since I was devoting my concentration to tracking ...
( Category: Adventure October 31,2014 )
Lady Slings the Booze by Spider Robinson
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-01-16 | Author:Spider Robinson [Robinson, Spider]

Back | Next Contents Framed Back | Next Contents 10. The Wrath of Jane Context is everything. Breastfeeding is beneficial for all newborns—but for the elderly male cardiac patients it ...
( Category: Humorous October 31,2014 )
Honeymooners A Cautionary Tale by Chuck Kinder
epub |eng | | Author:Chuck Kinder

All Wet 1 Where had Ralph and Jim not searched high and low for their errant wives, driving bar to bar up and down El Camino Real, passing a fresh ...
( Category: Humorous October 31,2014 )

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