Satire
epub |eng | 2014-03-10 | Author:B. J. Novak [B. J. Novak]

The office was huge, and quiet. Windows looked out over all of Michigan, to Grand Rapids and beyond; there were so many windows, or more accurately so much window, that ...
( Category: Humorous April 13,2014 )
epub |eng | 1950-01-01 | Author:William Faulkner [Faulkner, William]

Governor I dont think I understand. Stevens Try to. Uncheck your capacity for rage and revulsion—the sort of rage and revulsion it takes to step on a worm. If Vitelli ...
( Category: Classics April 12,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-03-01 | Author:Handler, Chelsea [Handler, Chelsea]

My brother Greg Chapter Seven Black-on-Black Crime When I travel to New York, I hire a big, black, British driver named Sylvan. I call him Chocolate Chunk. At the end ...
( Category: Essays April 11,2014 )
epub |eng | 2009-04-04 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

THE NICE LITTLE PEOPLE It was a hot, dry, glaring July day that made Lowell Swift feel as though every germ and sin in him were being baked out forever. ...
( Category: Short Stories April 5,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2007-12-17 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

Fred was often asked, of course, whether he was related to the famous Senator Rosewater. Fred's self-effacing, ignorant reply was along the lines of, "Somewhere, somehow, I guess—way, way back." ...
( Category: Satire April 5,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 1999-04-04 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

That night, in his hotel room, Laird put in a long-distance call to his second wife, Selma, in a small house in Levittown, Long Island, New York, far, far away. ...
( Category: Short Stories April 5,2014 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Ellen Degeneres [Ellen Degeneres]

* * * March 3, Dear Diary, I've been working out my act at a few clubs around Los Angeles. Last night went great. Of course, at this stage of ...
( Category: Satire April 4,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2013-11-18 | Author:Colin Cowherd [Cowherd, Colin]

I Value What I Need First, an experiment. Please indulge me for a moment; it won’t take up much time, and you’ll see the results rather quickly. The next time ...
( Category: Humor April 3,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-04-01 | Author:Jess Walter

CHAPTER 16 Welcome to Weedland, Haiku #2 I WANT MY DEALERS To be smarter than they are; Welcome to Weedland “Wake up, Slippers,” says a voice I don’t recognize. I ...
( Category: Satire April 2,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-08-14 | Author:Maria Semple [Semple, Maria]

* IM exchange between Dad and Soo-Lin during a staff meeting SOO-LINL-S: Everything OK? You seem distracted. ELGINB: Starting to question my sanity. Home stuff. SOO-LINL-S: If you were to ...
( Category: Humorous April 2,2014 )
epub |eng | 2005-01-02 | Author:Chelsea Handler [Handler, Chelsea]

A WEDDING STORY I WAS ON the phone with my doctor's office trying to get my hands on some Vicodin. "What do you need it for?" the nurse who answered ...
( Category: Women March 31,2014 )
epub, azw3, mobi |eng | 2013-01-01 | Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]

Moist was, by inclination, a stranger to the concept of two in the morning, a time that happened to other people. He didn’t object to a certain amount of early ...
( Category: Epic March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2010-06-10 | Author:george carlin

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Yes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops VOICE: This is Steve. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Oh, hi, ...
( Category: Religion March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2008-11-04 | Author:denis leary

Your kid needs to be in a building full of other kids so that your kid can figure out how to socialize and play and get beaten up by bullies. ...
( Category: Humor March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2009-01-02 | Author:Jon Butler

British sheep. He earned his two thousand guineas, and Stevenson made his fortune shipping millions of tiny tropical sheep to Liverpool, where they immediately tripled in value in the cooler ...
( Category: Parodies March 29,2014 )