mobi, epub |eng | 2009-11-15 | Author:Eveline Chao; Chris Murphy

Virginity 处女 chǔnǚ (choo nee) Virgin (female). 处男 chǔnán (choo nahn) Virgin (male). 黄花闺女 huáng huā guīnǚ (hwahng hwun gway nee) Virgin (female). Literally “yellow flower girl,” alluding to a ...

mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2009-01-20 | Author:Tucker Max

133 GIRL BEATS TUCKER AT HIS OWN GAME Occurred-October 2001 Written-June 2004 I met Rachel at some ill-conceived fundraiser for infant amputees with swollen spinal cords. It was thrown by ...

mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Max, Tucker [Max, Tucker]

Girl “Ignore them? They’re going to kick the door down!” Tucker “Let’s hope not.” As I lay in bed with this random girl, I tried to pretend like it was ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2014-03-04 | Author:Chelsea Handler [Handler, Chelsea]

The next morning I found myself wide awake at 6 a.m. I decided to get up and take a good look at my body in the mirror while everyone else ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-03-24 | Author:Jennifer Byrne [Byrne, Jennifer]

So you just started dating this guy, and from what you can tell so far, he’s pretty awesome. You’ve only been on a few dates, but you’ve had some unforgettable ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2014-02-11 | Author:Glanville, Brandi [Glanville, Brandi]

• 7 • The Friend Box FRIEND BOX (NOUN) 1. The mental compartment where you place someone you have no interest in pursuing romantically but would like to keep in ...

epub, pdf |eng | 2010-03-24 | Author:Kristen Schaal

Federated Airline Agency LET THIS BE A LESSON Having sexual Intercourse in aircraft lavatories Isn’t just dangerous, it’s ILLEGAL. Since the Underwear Bomber Incident of Christmas 2009, the only two ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-06-17 | Author:Ryan Mecum [Mecum, Ryan]

Editor: Amy Owen HOW Books Art Director: Grace Ring Production Coordinator: Greg Nock Designer/Packager: Lisa Kuhn/Curio Press, LLC www.curiopress.com Contents Chapter 1 New York City About the Author About the ...

epub |eng | | Author:Allie Brosh

The simple dog made the noise all through the night and was still going strong the next morning. When we were loading the dogs into the car, the constant, high-pitched ...

epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2014-01-07 | Author:Gary Shteyngart [Shteyngart, Gary]

Sometimes I get angry. On the school bus back at SSSQ, I find an Israeli girl—some Shlomit or Osnat—whose star shines even less brightly than my own, and I make ...

epub |eng | 2013-12-16 | Author:Charlie Mellor [Mellor, Charlie]

12. The Pennie Drops Pennie had for the first time, done me a gigantic favour. She’d managed to drag something out of me, I’d forgotten was in. Raising awareness of ...

epub, pdf |eng | 2011-01-25 | Author:Gregg Stebben, Denis Boyles

How to Ask for a Raise In a polite world, it would never be necessary to ask for a raise. It would be politely offered. The boss would knock softly ...

epub |eng | 2013-05-07 | Author:Jeffery Self [Self, Jeffery]

How Heterosexuals Reproduce One of the unique qualities of Heterosexuals is their ability to reproduce by simply forgetting to wear a condom, forgetting to take a birth control pill, or ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2011-03-24 | Author:The Oatmeal [Oatmeal, The]

After launching the website, people liked it enough that I eventually got to turn it into a book. 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth is ...

epub |eng | 2013-05-06 | Author:Jim Gaffigan [Gaffigan, Jim]

Wet pants, a bad fall, and a temper tantrum are all signals that it is now time to leave the park. If you thought leaving your house with little kids ...