Jokes & Riddles
epub |eng | 1991-09-05 | Author:Bloch, Arthur, 1948-

114 THE COMPLETE MURPHY'S LAW HARVARD'S LAW: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. ...
( Category: United States September 6,2019 )
epub, pdf |eng | 1979-08-05 | Author:De Kay, James T

Another researcher, Theodore Blau, has a different test. Using each hand in turn, draw X's, then circle them. If you draw the circles counterclockwise you're left-handed (he says). But at ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles August 6,2019 )
epub |eng | 2012-11-08 | Author:Peter Serafinowicz [Serafinowicz, Peter]

( Category: Jokes & Riddles August 3,2019 )
epub |eng | | Author:Mike Haskins

She’s a treasure. I wonder who dug her up? Some people are one in a million. He was won in a raffle. Some people say you’re superficial – but that’s ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles June 29,2019 )
epub |eng | 2014-06-26 | Author:Russell Baker

Grooving with Academe For a long time I made commencement speeches. It started with high schools. One had sons, daughters. They went to high school, alas. Hawk-eyed principals desperate for ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 25,2019 )
epub |eng | 2019-03-05 | Author:Texas Bix Bender

A Cowboy's Guide to Life Table of Contents A Cowboy's Guide to Life A Cowboy's Guide to Life
( Category: Satire March 6,2019 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-11-03 | Author:Patrick, Peter & Thomas, William [Patrick, Peter]

What is happening? This seems like a planned attack on all the schools in our town! “Yummy children?” I whisper to myself so they can’t hear me. “Wait a minute… ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles May 21,2017 )
epub |eng | 2017-02-16 | Author:Joe King & Alex Layder & Christopher Harris [King, Joe]

CHAPTER EIGHT yo mama so hairy 941. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth! 942. Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat, ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 25,2017 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2017-01-29 | Author:Harris Billigon

*** Q: Why are women like clouds? A: Eventually they go away and it's a good day. *** Q: What is loud and obnoxious? A: A woman. A quiet man ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 20,2017 )
epub |eng | 2014-10-02 | Author:William Donohue [Donohue, William]

If “pros” are opposite of “cons,” does that mean “congress” is the opposite of “progress”? President George Bush walks into the Oval Office and sees Vice President Dan Quayle celebrating ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles May 26,2016 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-09-30 | Author:David Walliams [Walliams, David]

12 Pongy Pong Did I dream the whole thing? thought Chloe as she lay in bed. She was in that place between asleep and awake. That place where you can ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles November 4,2015 )
epub |eng | 2003-07-31 | Author:Henri Bergson [Bergson, Henri]

CHAPTER III THE COMIC IN CHARACTER I We have followed the comic along many of its winding channels in an endeavour to discover how it percolates into a form, an ...
( Category: Social Philosophy October 13,2015 )
epub |eng | 2015-08-11 | Author:Kent Davis

CHAPTER 22 Choose One (1): Artificer: I wish to further explore the creation of alloyed engines and artifacts, which are the physical expression of the Tinker’s craft. Dynamist: I wish ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles October 11,2015 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2009-05-28 | Author:Rudy A. Swale [Swale, Rudy A.]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles June 12,2015 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2008-12-25 | Author:Peter Cave

Ethics/Animals/Cuisine 19 WHAT'S WRONG WITH EATING PEOPLE? or even WHO'S FOR DINNER? 'I could eat you,' she said, she with the sparkling white teeth and devouring eyes, her arms flung ...
( Category: Humor & Satire June 11,2015 )