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We Thought You Would Be Prettier by Notaro Laurie
epub, mobi |eng | 2005-04-19 | Author:Notaro, Laurie [Notaro, Laurie]

But It Won’t Fit Up My Nose My husband looked at me like I had a kilo of cocaine in my hand instead of a bag from a bookstore. “Don’t ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat by Lewis Grizzard
epub |eng | 2010-01-18 | Author:Lewis Grizzard [Grizzard, Lewis]

5 Where Are You, Now That I Need You, Lucille? I didn’t know if it was okay to drink beer the night before you check into the hospital to have ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass by Bill Maher
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2011-11-14 | Author:Bill Maher [Maher, Bill]

LUST DESSERTS New Rule: Women have to stop having food orgasms. I’ve heard many women ask, “Why don’t they make a Viagra for women?” They do. It’s called an M&M. ...
( Category: Interpersonal Relations March 26,2014 )
The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories by Patrick F. McManus
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-11-03 | Author:Patrick F. McManus [McManus, Patrick F.]

A Chainsaw Kind of Guy B arney Wapshot’s wife gave him a chainsaw for Christmas. I was furious. Barney is not a chainsaw kind of guy. It’s unlikely he will ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
Darwin Awards Next Evolution: Chlorinating the Gene Pool by Northcutt Wendy
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

One day we saw five looters sneak into a bunker. As we made our way toward the bunker to apprehend them, the bunker exploded. It was a few days before ...
( Category: Anthologies March 26,2014 )
Belle Weather by Rivenbark Celia
epub |eng | 2009-09-01 | Author:Rivenbark, Celia [Rivenbark, Celia]

17 Christmas at the “Urgent” Care If you plan to travel with children during the holidays, there’s about a one-zillion-percent chance that you’ll spend at least some part of “the ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
Half Empty by David Rakoff
epub, azw3, mobi |eng | 2010-09-20 | Author:David Rakoff [Rakoff, David]

II. The Boulevard of Broken Dreams Superman has taken the morning off. Although appearing among us in mufti, he is immediately identifiable by his square jaw and the comma of ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
Fraud: Essays by David Rakoff
epub, mobi |eng | 2002-05-28 | Author:David Rakoff [Rakoff, David]

I had arrived here thinking of that oft told urban myth of the man who, newly diagnosed with cancer, checks himself into a hotel room for the weekend with videotapes ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
Exit Laughing by Victoria Zackheim
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-05-07 | Author:Victoria Zackheim [Zackheim, Victoria]

A couple of weeks later, I got a call from Bob. “Can you come by this week? There’s something that Decca wanted you to have.” We made a date, and ...
( Category: Love & Loss March 26,2014 )
Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action by Northcutt Wendy
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

DARWIN AWARD: WAIT FOR ME! Unconfirmed by Darwin 1998 A trio of Marine officers went ashore to explore an overseas liberty port. In the wee hours of the morning, after ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
Pure Drivel by Steve Martin
epub, mobi |eng | 1998-01-02 | Author:Steve Martin [Martin, Steve]

Side Effects Dosage: Take two tablets every six hours for joint pain. Side Effects: This drug may cause joint pain, nausea, headache, or shortness of breath. You may also experience ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
Neither Here nor There by Bryson Bill
epub |eng | 1991-04-06 | Author:Bryson, Bill [Bryson, Bill]

14. Naples, Sorrento and Capri I checked out of my hotel and walked to Roma-Termini. It was, in the way of most public places in Italy, a madhouse. At every ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss
epub |eng | 2011-05-26 | Author:Lynne Truss [Truss, Lynne]

Look at that sentence fly. Amazing. The way it stays up like that. Would anyone mind if I ate the last sandwich? Of course, nothing is straightforward in the world ...
( Category: Vocabulary March 26,2014 )
This Is How by Augusten Burroughs
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-01-01 | Author:Augusten Burroughs [Burroughs, Augusten]

WHY HAVING IT ALL IS NOT SOMETIMES LIFE HANDS US gift-wrapped shit. And we’re like, “This isn’t a gift; it’s shit. Screw you.” One such gift comes with the wrapping ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
Possible Side Effects by Burroughs Augusten
epub, mobi |eng | 2007-04-17 | Author:Burroughs, Augusten [Burroughs, Augusten]

Peep Almost nothing thrilled me more as a child than to share dinner with the family down the street, the Hendersons. Mrs. Henderson was a bleached blonde who always had ...
( Category: Authors March 26,2014 )

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